he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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