If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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