the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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