i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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