normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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