I'll bet she douches with gravy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I need a hoe opinion
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