U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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