Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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