we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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