is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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