The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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