Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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