u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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