do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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