whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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