I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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