**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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