i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He did a backflip because drugs
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