You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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