what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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