none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
do nipples grow back?
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