I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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