You're completely useless in the revolution.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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