As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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