12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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