im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
