remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You need Xanax blowdarts
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
