I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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