Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Green mimosas i think yes
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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