i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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