What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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