I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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