i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
