I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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