Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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