My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize