The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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