1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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