there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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