you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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