sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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