Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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