Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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