i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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