1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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