But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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