when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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