is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I want a musical about memes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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