therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
