We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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