Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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