Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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