I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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