i don't plan on having that self control this summer
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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