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never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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